Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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