maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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