Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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