You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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