I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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