a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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