don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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