Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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