He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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