I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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