Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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