I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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