Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Buhtt sex?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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