How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
You smell like stripper and shame
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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