I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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