How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
