Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
