Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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