help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Randomize
