Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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