We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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