i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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