Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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