God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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