windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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