She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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