question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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