The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
