I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
please come you make the beer taste better
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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