Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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