Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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