I want to have your abortion
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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