Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
