hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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