I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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