I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I could fuck to npr.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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