the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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