His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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