we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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