No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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