Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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