Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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