a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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