I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So. Much. Porn.
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