found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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