we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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