Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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