I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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