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So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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