You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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