you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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