I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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