you win again, gameday.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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