When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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