They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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