the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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